‘I blog, much of the night, and go south in the winter.’

On the Ski Hill, there you feel free.

Who said “Winter kept us warm?” I’m cold. I clutch my teacup and wait for spring.

Happy Holidays from the mitten-wearing staff at the Abominable Times!

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

‘… It’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.’

Around the middle December, when it chilly and gloomy, I think of that line from “Groundhog Day,” where Bill Murray’s character offers a winter prediction. But Winter Solstice is just a few days away, and it will get warmer and brighter soon. Through the winter, I’m thankful for Club Penguin. Happy Holidays from cold and bundled up staff at the Abominable Times!

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

‘I’ll be home for …’

Didn’t we just do this? It still doesn’t snow on our blog. And we’re still sticking close to our igloo. But we’re staying safe and thankful for Club Penguin.

Happy Holidays from the fully boosted, frost-covered Abominable Times!

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

Blogging in place

We’re following stay-at-igloo orders here on Abominable Times. While we’re still bitter it no longer snows on our blog, we are thankful we have Club Penguin.

Happy Holidays from the masked-up, igloo-bound Abominable Times!

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

“One must have a blog of winter …”

It is still not snowing on our blog. And that bothers me more than it should.

But we can still play Club Penguin! So Happy Holidays from the snowbound Abominable Times!

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

Code translated on night-vision goggles

The night-vision goggles in the F.I.S.H. book display Club Penguin secret-agent code on the side.

 

Here is the code:

It says:

SOLAR POWERED

lol

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

[This post and the next one were drafts in WordPress I wrote and saved years ago but didn’t publish, so I  figured I might as well update and then publish them now.]

How to join the PSA and become a Secret Agent Penguin

Here’s our guide for how to join the PSA and become a Secret Agent Penguin on Club Penguin. This guide also works on Club Penguin Rewritten to become a spy for the Penguin Secret Agency, or PSA.

As a Secret Agent, you get to use the spy phone, wear spy gear (including the Night-Vision Googles), get access to the Super Secret Agent Headquarters, and work on Penguin Secret Agency (P.S.A.) missions.

1. Click the gold M badge in the top-right corner.
2. On the Club Penguin Rewritten Rules card, click the talk bubbles to the left of the Chat nicely item.
3. On the Secret Agents card, click the Your Mission button.
4. On the Your Mission Card, click The Rewards button.
5. On The Rewards card, click the Continue button.
6. On the Are You Sure card, click the Yes button if you are ready to take the agent challenge to become a Secret Agent.
7. For “Pick one quality that you think a Secret Agent should have” click Honest.
8. For “Pick the correct reason to report a penguin to a moderator,” click Being rude or mean.
9. For “What would you do if you saw a penguin breaking the rules?” click Report them.
10. For “What type of personal information should be reported?” click Saying their address.
11. For “Pick one reason why you want to be a Secret Agent” click I want to keep Club Penguin Safe.
12. For “Pick another reason why you want to be a Secret Agent.” click I want to help other penguins.
13. On the next cards about your Spy Phone and applications, click Yes, then click OK, and then click Done.
14. Click the envelope in the top-left corner to read your Welcome to the PSA letter.
15. To use your Spy Phone and teleport to HQ, on your player card, click the Spy Phone in the bottom-right corner and then click Visit HQ.

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

“It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be gray …”

Through it all—through Club Penguin’s going away, through Club Penguin Island’s closing down, through fires and hurricanes and civil unrest—I knew I could look forward to one thing this year: Our WordPress blog snowing in December.

But, but … our blog is not snowing. Please don’t tell me it will be like this for the rest of my life.

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

Now the island goes

Ouch. Club Penguin Island is closing down.

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3

Winter is coming.

Club Penguin is gone, but it still snows on our CP blog! This is, truly, the most wonderful time of the year.

We wrote our first blog post in 2007, but in 2017 I’m overly excited about how WordPress make our blog snow in December. Go figure.

Happy holidays from the frozen ponds of The Abominable Times!

Waddle on!

Mr Snowball3